i fucking loathe autoCAD sometimes.
good gracious i just love spending hours on end doing updates on a kitchen that has crazy 95° and 86° angled corners; being super diligent about saving; and then opening the CAD file up the next day to discover that, for no fault of my own, just autoCAD’s weird eccentricities, it has been unfixably corrupted and i have to redraw the entire kitchen. YIP YAY!
last night some of the girls and i had "lady's night" at del charro over nachos and margaritas.
rebecca: i wish...
(helen and i turn and face her to hear what she has to say)
rebecca: awww... you guys listen to me!! that's so sweet.
(then some random moments of discussing this awkwardly silly sentiment and helen and i feigning even more attentive interest)
me: so wait. what were you about to say?
rebecca: oh. i was just wondering how long it's gonna take that guy to bring me some cream for my tea...
me: maybe you have to suck his dick for it.
rebecca: oh god...
me: that actually has much dirtier implications than i even intended. i'm sorry.
Japanese Bug Fights .com →
japanese = crazyawesome
It's official: mail is slow as snails | Oddly... →
these suppositories are going right back where they belong, young lady.– mrs. blank
repost from lipbylipby
lipbylipby: You prick-eating bastard “Fed up with the foul language on the baseball diamond, league officials drafted a document in 1898 titled “Special Instructions to Players” admonishing the players to clean up their act. They in particular enjoined players not to use phrases like “A dog must have fucked your mother when she made you” and “you prick-eating...
heath ledger is dead now too?!
jesus. he seemed like one of the more well-rounded actors in hollywood and he kicked the bucket of a drug overdose, too. who’s next, huh? jason schwartzman? i hate it.
TIME FOR SOME STORIES →
— topherchris (these are incredible. holy fucking christ.)
spam... sometimes it's funny.
increase your device size and become a sex hero Your woman shack up with your mate that is why you are alone. His jang is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave. Increase your jang and you’ll forget about this troubles once for all . Lots of men the world over have enlarge. Now it is your turn.
Overheard in the Office →
But I’ve Significantly Cut Back on the Nicotine Gum Jittery editor, using nicotine inhaler: This thing is great. It really works. Reporter: How long has it been since your last cigarette? Jittery editor: Oh, I’m still smoking, too.
just got a small raise. will get another one in a month or so apparently. this is good news.
If You Make It →
herbie posted about this on his tumblr. this is basically just me bookmarking the link for later inspection.
i find it strange
to see how popular beirut has gotten. granted, he’s quite the talented kid. i love his music. but he’s just a kid (literally) from santa fe. i have friends who have known him since he was 10. now i find videos of him on youtube performing with grizzly bear and owen pallett and it blows my mind. my friends in australia and the uk have started gushing about him, independent of me...
Tumblr Hacks →
just in case you want extra sprucing.
my throat be scratchy.
well. this explains the whole Buddha's Hand... →
and on the note of the previous post, now sarah and i have a ‘code word’ because i’ve told her about these dreams.
life, death, and nonsense
i have a re-occurring dream that i die (car accident, mugged, whatever) and wake up in the body of a different person. usually said person has just tried to commit suicide… basically their soul passes on because they no longer desire life, but their body is just fine, and my body dies but my soul still clings to this world. so i go on living. but i’m someone else. and i only have...
hobo camp!– jerri blank