Girl on cell: And I’m like “If you get to fuck me in the ass, then I get to fuck you!” Yeah, except then he’s like, “Okay, sweet!” and I’m like, “Shit, that backfired.” overheard everywhere it’s pretty decent logic, really…
baritone ukulele arrived. restrung it with Nylgut strings. makes it sound very crisp, but i’m not sure crisp is what i’m going for. phil elverum is weirder than i remember from the last time he performed here. julie doiron is the cutest thing ever. dick morello of calm down it’s monday has a gorgeous voice and awkward stage banter. i have this new friend.
angry bumper sticker collectors
i had a friend tell me that the people who have their cars smothered in bumper stickers, whether they be hippie left-wing bumper stickers, or jesus freak right-wing ones, are among angriest the people you’ll ever meet. i had always figured this was the case but had never actually met one of those people. the other day i had one such person knock on my door. i answer it. she is small...
NATALIE PORTMAN & RASHIDA JONES Speak Out seems like as good a solution as any, really.
A Glossary and Etymological Dictionary of Obsolete... →
what i like best about this book is that due to the fact that it was published in 1832, a lot of the author’s own text would be considered antiquated in this day and age.
megan: each time you get up to walk you’re walking funny in a different way. one time it’s a shuffle. one time it’s a limp. one time you just look like you’re an old person. like your body doesn’t know how best to compensate for the pain.
Best Friends Again →
favorite pets dead and gone? no problem. clone them! i find so much wrong with this. and it has little to do with the act of cloning itself. has more to do with people wanting a single pet to live forever and the great number of animals in shelters that have to be euthenized each day…
if my monday evening kettlebells instructor realizes that you can see his manbits bounce beneath his shorts when he does swing lifts… he was demonstrating the “zipping up” thing. i couldn’t not stare.
Serenity by Jan: Buy Fragrant, Homemade Candles... →
for fans of The Office. check out the testimonials. also check out the stock-photo watermark on the meditating dude.