November 2008
27 posts
WatchMonkey Waiters Hired In Japanese Restaurant Due To Economic Downturn
the cowgirl hall of fame should consider this. much better waitstaff than what they have presently.
windy and i are talking about how tom cruise is playing a nazi in his new movie.
me: he was really good in tropic thunder.
windy: yeah. so fucking creepy.
me: i only really like him when he plays a creep… he was also good in what was it… mangolia.
windy: you mean magnolia?
me: oh yeah. that too.
windy: way to be dislexic.
I can has cheezburger... and pathos? | Salon Life →
an in depth look at the psychology behind our favorite way to anthropomorphize cats…
German Doctor Accidentally Cures AIDS With Bone... →
woah.
“i’ve been wanting to say that for the past week or two.”
“me too, but i thought it would be too soon.”
“it’s still too soon.”
“yeah. but i decided i didn’t care.”
“awesome.”
the dream... unfolds...
i took a nap. i dreamt that i was telekinetic. i was moving cars, people, and water (a la moses). but not without strain. it didn’t come easy. at a certain point my teeth started to break. first the incisors, and then on out from there until most of my teeth had crumbled and fallen from my mouth.
i just found out that two of my coworkers voted for mccain.
tweedle dee: “i voted pro-life.”
tweedle dumb: “obama’s just a fucking nigger.”
i feel nauseous now…
