Monkey Waiters Hired In Japanese Restaurant Due To Economic Downturn the cowgirl hall of fame should consider this. much better waitstaff than what they have presently.
windy and i are talking about how tom cruise is playing a nazi in his new movie. me: he was really good in tropic thunder. windy: yeah. so fucking creepy. me: i only really like him when he plays a creep… he was also good in what was it… mangolia. windy: you mean magnolia? me: oh yeah. that too. windy: way to be dislexic.
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“i’ve been wanting to say that for the past week or two.” “me too, but i thought it would be too soon.” “it’s still too soon.” “yeah. but i decided i didn’t care.” “awesome.”
the dream... unfolds...
i took a nap. i dreamt that i was telekinetic. i was moving cars, people, and water (a la moses). but not without strain. it didn’t come easy. at a certain point my teeth started to break. first the incisors, and then on out from there until most of my teeth had crumbled and fallen from my mouth.
i just found out that two of my coworkers voted for mccain. tweedle dee: “i voted pro-life.” tweedle dumb: “obama’s just a fucking nigger.” i feel nauseous now…