May 2008
104 posts
Watchonemoretimewithfeeling: Stephen Colbert Imitates O’Reilly’s “Inside Edition” Meltdown Colby, you’re great. watched this episode of the colbert report last night and laughed so hard i hurt something. saddly that something was the neighborhood tomcat (whom i call “marmalade”) who got so scared he tried to jet, and tripped on a piece of terracotta pottery in the yard. that last...
i'm going to describe my public bathroom habits
feel free to comment or repost with your own. it’s fun to talk about shit. 1. i only use toilet paper or whatever on the seat (aka a “bird’s nest”) if the bathroom doesn’t seem at least decently sanitary or if there is a suspect smudge on the seat and i can’t use another stall. 2. i try not to sit in a stall next to another occupied stall but this is also...
California Supreme Court Overturns Gay Marriage... →
about damned time.
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sugarman
coworker, andres, walks into the office. andres: why you all alone? me: because there’s no one else here. andres checks out a shop drawing i have on my desk of a coffee table andres: we gonna make this table? me: yup. pretty cool, huh? andres (seeing the client’s name on the page): SHOOOGERman? very sweet, this guy, uh? me: sweet enough.
Fishki.Net - Воплощение детских рисунков глазами... →
the rest of the korean kids’ drawings to real-life photographs art pieces. so cute! just beware. the rest of that russian site is often very nsfw. i can’t be held responsible for what you might stumble upon if you leave that exact page.
party
so. my birthday party was a blast until at a certain point a dude that a friend brought along decided to start getting argumentative with people, and then, ultimately, got violent. hit a good friend of mine (female). punched another friend in the throat. and then had to be held down by someone else. shit ended crazy and i’m really shaken and upset by it. i keep thinking about the...
