Mr. Picassohead →
what an awesome little tool! just check off the foods/ingredients that you have at your house and it will give you a list of things you can cook up without having to make a trip to the grocery store.
Ultimate Flash Face v0.42b →
i can’t stop playing with this! it’s amazing!
Girl #1: So I was wearing a tampon to go swimming yesterday. Girl #2:...– It Gave Me Extra Flotation, Like a Pool Noodle | Overheard Everywhere
Interrobang - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
what is the keyboard shortcut for an interrobang, goddamnit‽
A genetic theory of homosexuality. - By William... →
yet more proof that homosexuality is genetic and people who morally oppose it are clueless.
Kermit Love, Co-Creator of Big Bird, Dies →
mallisser: What a happy coincidence that the name of the man who co-created Big Bird & Snuffleupagus was named Kermit. and not just kermit, but Kermit LOVE. awww…
upon seeing kate moennig in an episode of svu...
steve: Needless to say, it made me ask myself some pretty tough questions.
steve: Actually one question, "Would I have sex with Kate Moennig if she had a penis?"
me: i would.
steve: I finally settled on yes
me: well done
steve: I'm glad we're on the same page here
i'm thinking of men i'd have sex with even if they had a vagina.
steve: I would have sex with male tranny version of Kate Moennig if he had a vagina.
Other than that, I'm at a loss for that one.
me: i'm trying to imagine christian bale with a vagina.
it's nearly as difficult as trying to imagine orlando bloom with a penis.
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Fascinating article explaining how “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is a proper sentence.
tuneage: Regina Spektor - “The Call” This song...
There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate...– Kurt Vonnegut
mental_floss Blog » Joshua Klein Shows What Crows... →
word. ardobecka: Crows are effin smart.
me: any later and i'd be so hungry i'd have to use your face as an appetizer.
r: mmmm. face appetizers.
me: not to be confused with head cheese.
Putting the tip of the Sharpie to the bathroom wall and pledging my commitment...– One Sentence archive - Most Popular from the Last 30 Days
1. being forced at gun-point to find the location of a cave that contains treasure while riding a fast-moving miniature at-at. 2. tattoo of the location of their landing strip given to me by alien abductors.
Use "Postage Paid" Envelopes to mail a brick to... →
onemoretimewithfeeling: You know those obnoxious “refinance your home” or credit card scams offers that you get in the mail? This is called direct marketing, where marketers use a reduced bulk postal rate to send entire forests of paper mail to you. So this is something you can do in response. Find a shoebox, or a storage bin, or any cardboard box you have laying around. Fill it up with...
love guru, devendra, and captain jack: spirit... →