office assistant paperclip is my only friend…
me: http://www.petsinuniform.com/ me: check out the link for “exotics” Ben: pancake day is my favorite me: it looks dignified and delicious.
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your booty looks a little stretched out today, whatcha been doing with it?– megan, asking about the pink booty i’ve been wearing to keep my swollen foot warm and cozy.
this evening i was slicing arugala for a puttanesca sauce. with a very sharp knife. i cut my thumb, complete with thumbnail, nice and deep… faint… and sprain my ankle. i am awesome.
megan: all my files are corrupt! later megan: CORRUPTION! me: we should start an artsy hardcore band together called This File is Corrupt. We’ll rage out and show slides of CAD images and files behind us. megan: and things crashing all over the place…
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