December 2010
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How to Respond to a Complaint Letter
bthny: (via Deadspin) this is wonderful.
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randomequations asked: Lupita,

Check out this screen capture of a forum post I saw today. http://randomequations.tumblr.com/post/2379041975/dr-tea
Dec 20th
“Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world,...”
– Elwood P. Dowd, Harvey
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How I got an uncooperative eBay buyer to pay for... →
let this be a lesson.  don’t bid on shit on ebay unless you actually intend to buy it.
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“everything feels bigger when you touch it with your tongue.”
– me, before realizing the implications of what i was saying, talking to the man and his mum at dinner about dental hygiene.
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“What a pity times are not what they used to be. Children no longer obey their...”
– (Literal translation of message inscribed on the oldest piece of papyrus preserved by the State Museum  in Instanbul)
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why is it always when you have to pee so bad it hurts that a drive that usually only takes 10 minutes takes closer to 20 due to hitting every single red light and getting stuck behind people who are going under the speed limit? i was this close [——-] to soiling my car.
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WatchWatch
hennnypotter: amazing aids/condom ad found while creeping about vimeo
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fertility ninja. 
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"The Difference Between My Girlfriend and a Sea... →
bthny: katiecoyle: People of the world: I wrote a short story (illustrations by Patrick Coyle) and the Fiction Circus published it.  If you click on this link, you can read it.  Tell your friends.  Tell your enemies. This is great. 
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bthny: a douchebag is a hygenic product; i take that as a compliment.
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vodkaofthegods asked: Awesome. Woelv is the shit. Glad I'm not the only person who likes her.
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