this is my 1000th post. i probably should have made it interesting. fuck that shit. i’ve been posting on tumblr since january of 08. quite frankly i’m surprised i hadn’t hit this wee milestone sooner.
looking down and discovering that that tickling sensation is not your own hair, but a spider alighting on your boob is a horrifying experience.
i just drank all my boyfriend’s beer. santa fe brewing company makes a decent pilsner. their hefeweizen tastes like a lemon spritzed unicorn prancing on a rainbow. i’m not really sure if that’s a good thing. it felt like a good thing a couple of months ago. on my tongue.
gifparty: this is so satisfying to watch.
Rutgers freshman is presumed dead in suicide after... →
bthny: jaredgeller: Three gay-teen suicides in the last four weeks. Absolute and deadly manifestations of all the anti-gay legislation running rampant. Terribly sad. This has been sitting in my drafts folder for a day because I can’t really figure out any kind of coherent response. It’s just so heartbreaking and infuriating, and it is terrible that I’m so unsurprised by how cruel people can...
zoshua: Worst Tatoo Customer In History Video yeah. that’s when you just ask the woman to leave.
cats were rapt observers of my bath this afternoon. they seemed equally curious and impressed by how willingly i submerged myself in water.
”A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.– Grace Murray Hopper (as shared by K)
This is question, engish is faulty therefore the right excused is requested....– goat-time with wind, pole, dragon inter help? - shibboleth-users (read-only archive) | Google Groups vomit really does blow…
WITCH HOUSE // CHILL WAVE // NAME GENERATOR →
i’d like to introduce you to my new band, DEER ELIXIR.
you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons →
another blast from my old blog (which i have been sifting through) that was just as good the second time around.
Witty Comics - diva →
i completely forgot that i made this.